Office Pranks

[Rochard]

One of our employees has been mouthing off to me and it's time to put him in his place. I want to play a killer prank - something I can get on video tape - on him.

Any ideas?

[WiredGuy]

Hmmmm.... let me think about this for a bit :)

[Scooter]

No pranks !!


Get to work you slacker!!

[RAM]

Originally posted by Rochard
One of our employees has been mouthing off to me and it's time to put him in his place. I want to play a killer prank - something I can get on video tape - on him.

Any ideas?

Find a Tranny and have it hit on them and see what happens...

[Wiseman]

Well the old super hot Tranny trick is always good...
Or find a super hot chick that you can pay to have sex with him and then right when they are done her phone rings...
She answeres and says oh hello Dr such and such...... and then she is quiet..... and then she says but that cant be possible!!!! i havnt had sex in a year!! How can this happen now..... she stops half way in the middle and says Dr. I cant talk now I will be right down.. And then she hangs up and says i sorry I have to go ...
And just leaves.
Leaveing him sitting there wondering when his dick is going to fall off

[RAM]

Originally posted by Wiseman
Well the old super hot Tranny trick is always good...
Or find a super hot chick that you can pay to have sex with him and then right when they are done her phone rings...
She answeres and says oh hello Dr such and such...... and then she is quiet..... and then she says but that cant be possible!!!! i havnt had sex in a year!! How can this happen now..... she stops half way in the middle and says Dr. I cant talk now I will be right down.. And then she hangs up and says i sorry I have to go ...
And just leaves.
Leaveing him sitting there wondering when his dick is going to fall off

How about telling him he won the super bowl tickets...then Wiseman could call and say Fat Chance Fucker..ehehehheheheeheh

[sweetums]

Forget about trannies.....try the good ol' Exlax brownies :)

[Rochard]

Exlax Brownies...... there's an idea.....

[Zebra]

Damn am I glad I don't work in the fucking office! :confused:

[zigzag]

just fire him......then rehire him.....always a good one.

[Jakke PNG]

Dunno about office pranks, but when I was in the army for the last day I put shitload of flymaggots in the ventilation. I bet they had a pleasant time after a few days...or how long it takes for a maggot to hatch. hahaha.. damn I'm bad.

[Rochard]

Originally posted by zigzag
just fire him......then rehire him.....always a good one.

Already done that. I'm talking about BryanY here. We let him go once - On April Fools Day - and hired him back about six months later.

[SWChris]

super glue everything on his desk to his desk ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

[Rochard]

That's it?

[EZRhino]

On his next check deduct the his full check except one cent and claim the deduction as wise ass tax.