Are you a PIMP? Take my test.

[D-Money]

OK, let's figure out if you're a pimp or not.

1) Do you carry hundred dollar bills on you when you go out and about?

2) Do you know the proper way to pop your collar?

3) Do you have at least one or 2 pairs or really pimp looking shoes? Gators will instantly be approved.

4) Do you let others do most of your work?

5) Do you wear a pinky ring?

6) Do you prefer 50 Cent or Ja Rule?

7) can you finish the following sentences:
"pimpin' ain't easy..."

"bitch better...."

"you're on the right train but..."


I haven't been by for a while, I'm back to hold down the P.I. in the PFL. I feel this board is the perfect place to let my pimpness out.

Where my pimps at?

[Kristin]

I no pimp....damn it!

[D-Money]

Originally posted by Kristin
I no pimp....damn it!

oh yes you are.

game recognizes game...

You're definitely one of us.

[RedShoe]

rule # 1 of being a REAL pimp. Don't take no tests.

If you gotta take a test to see if you're a pimp, guess what? You ain't no mu-fuckin' pimp.

[D-Money]

The highest leveled pimp doesn't take tests on whether their pimps or not and they also tend to wear red shoes.

The rest of the pimps on the beginner level need to be tested.

[punker barbie]

Im not a pimp! :(

guess ima go smoke a PHAT blunt and drink kettle-one vodka to make me feel better......

[Dwreck]

Hahaha Great replies D Money!

[Bulldog-Johnnie]

I am and I got the woody to prove it!

[chronic avenger]

1) Do you carry hundred dollar bills on you when you go out and about?

dose one hunderd dollar bill count.

2) Do you know the proper way to pop your collar?

finga snap while pulling the collar out towards the wrist.

3) Do you have at least one or 2 pairs or really pimp looking shoes? Gators will instantly be approved.

uh no gators... just nikes


4) Do you let others do most of your work?
Fo' sho'

5) Do you wear a pinky ring?
no but I have a platinum plated ball cap and smoke a lot of trees

6) Do you prefer 50 Cent or Ja Rule?
50 (if I can only pick from these two)
Ice T- King T - NWA

7) can you finish the following sentences:
"pimpin' ain't easy..." but someones gotta do it

"bitch better...." have my money

"you're on the right train but..." wrong track




Im not a pimp but I could draw you a pimp...

[defcon]

Okay if i got one right then i am pimp okay :)

[gregtx]

Originally posted by D-Money
OK, let's figure out if you're a pimp or not.

1) Do you carry hundred dollar bills on you when you go out and about?

only if my welfare check arrives on time


2) Do you know the proper way to pop your collar?

talking about my dog???

3) Do you have at least one or 2 pairs or really pimp looking shoes? Gators will instantly be approved.

I have some zips... and stride rites


4) Do you let others do most of your work?

I do most of my work for others


5) Do you wear a pinky ring?

nope


6) Do you prefer 50 Cent or Ja Rule?

i prefer to carry bills over change...

7) can you finish the following sentences:

"pimpin' ain't easy..." dude?

"bitch better...." get out of my way?

"you're on the right train but..." never been on a train.. well at least not a real one.. just those small ones at amusement parks...



I


damn.. failed again :tard:

[DarkFlash]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Im not a pimp! :(


Sexy.. You're no pimp....

You're a Pimpett!

:pimp3:

[WEG Gabe]

Thuggin' workin' fo the pimps

[gutter]

i'd have to say im on an exceptional level of whiteboyplayeristicness.
See gutter pimp. Pimp, gutter, pimp!

[NaughtyJenn]

Originally posted by punker barbie
Im not a pimp! :(

guess ima go smoke a PHAT blunt and drink kettle-one vodka to make me feel better......
NICE

DMoney---you know I have Pimp style baby :pimp1:

[Micah - Drizunk]

i agree with redshoe, if ya gotta take a test....

besides, who drives the cadillac here....:pimp1:

[Nasty D]

First you get the Power, then you get the Money and then you get the Bitchez:pimp1:

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

I dont wear no fancy pimp shoes.. but I got HO's:pimp1:

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by D-Money


1) Do you carry hundred dollar bills on you when you go out and about?

No, but I have €500 bills...
Originally posted by D-Money

2) Do you know the proper way to pop your collar?

I don't wear shirts.
Originally posted by D-Money

3) Do you have at least one or 2 pairs or really pimp looking shoes? Gators will instantly be approved.

Yes

Originally posted by D-Money

4) Do you let others do most of your work?

No, I'm selfish that way.
Originally posted by D-Money

5) Do you wear a pinky ring?
No, but I have one on my thumb.
Originally posted by D-Money

6) Do you prefer 50 Cent or Ja Rule?

I hate rap.
Originally posted by D-Money

7) can you finish the following sentences:
"pimpin' ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it"

"bitch better do the dishes"

"you're on the right train but I'm not?"

I guerss that's a no.



I think I'm a redneck or part of the working class.