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Dwreck
02-10-2004, 09:25 PM
Should I be concered? I asked for some more options.

I repiled adult internet was that a bad move?

dij
02-10-2004, 09:27 PM
depends what you needed from them..

I usualy say: traffic generation, or make up some tech shit so they won't ask me anymore :)

brand0n
02-10-2004, 09:28 PM
when they asked me i told them online design, the manager said, ohh thats like webpages and stuff? i said yea, i do alot of custom php, cgi and mysql work as well. that was enuff for him. i dont think i would ever disclose to the bank what i did persay, next thing you know they freeze an account due to some back woods policy and you cant get to your cash. ive heard alot of that from webmasters and BOA

Scooter
02-10-2004, 09:30 PM
Change banks

TheDoc
02-10-2004, 09:32 PM
Don't ever tell the bank what you do...

Internet Marketing, software, design.. ANYTHING but porn.

They will probably say, oh ya, like what? Then answer again, you know like Internet Marketing, software and design.

Simple answers are always the best answers.

dij
02-10-2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by brand0n
when they asked me i told them online design, the manager said, ohh thats like webpages and stuff? i said yea, i do alot of custom php, cgi and mysql work as well. that was enuff for him. i dont think i would ever disclose to the bank what i did persay, next thing you know they freeze an account due to some back woods policy and you cant get to your cash. ive heard alot of that from webmasters and BOA

why the f do they care what you do..it's like they don't know there is an adult industry and people who run it use their banks.

If you were to take on a loan or something for adult project, then it's a different story.. but just simple stuff.. ugh

Kristin
02-10-2004, 09:36 PM
You boner! Never tell them adult anything, if that were the states, you wouldn't have an account left! When anyone asks what I do..."I'm the marketing director for an online company."

TheDoc
02-10-2004, 09:36 PM
Most banks have policies that say they don't do business with adult related companies.

dij
02-10-2004, 09:39 PM
ohh.. never knew that.. thanks

chAos
02-10-2004, 10:08 PM
I say well i am a pornagrapher ... and then laugh

Kristin
02-10-2004, 10:09 PM
You would...

TheDoc
02-10-2004, 10:09 PM
Just say what I do when "normal" people ask..

<<-- I'm a Big Dick PornStar.. Wanna see?

chAos
02-10-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by TheDoc
Just say what I do when "normal" people ask..

<<-- I'm a Big Dick PornStar.. Wanna see?

That is the best one i have heard so far ... LOL ....

Magnus
02-10-2004, 10:31 PM
"Internet Marketing"
Thats what I use.. and thats what got me hauled into the little office at customs on my way to Vegas...FUCKERS

chAos
02-10-2004, 10:36 PM
Magnus i got hauled in the little office when i was going to Montreal .. that was funny .. me drunk sitting there telling the guy
"No man i am a pornagrapher and i am here to fuck all the girls"

they almost did not let me in .. LOL

Micah - Drizunk
02-10-2004, 10:40 PM
the correct answer is:

masturbated furiously

Dwreck
02-11-2004, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by TheDoc
Don't ever tell the bank what you do...

Internet Marketing, software, design.. ANYTHING but porn.

They will probably say, oh ya, like what? Then answer again, you know like Internet Marketing, software and design.

Simple answers are always the best answers.

Thanks Chris. Good reply

Sherm
02-11-2004, 02:33 AM
You should have told them you are a twink model for a large gay website. They'd respect you after that! :)

Quashe
02-11-2004, 02:55 AM
They found out about my lil brother too and he had to close his account with them. They didn't want to be associated with porn.

Fucking hypocrits.

Yanks_Todd
02-11-2004, 10:10 AM
I tell them I sell crack to elementary school kids and I take money to kick puppies, banks don't like pornographers :powpow:

sickkittens
02-11-2004, 10:54 AM
Could a bank still find out what you do or a future employer for that matter?

jscott
02-11-2004, 10:56 AM
i tell them i'm a webdesigner and/or internet marketing

jscott
02-11-2004, 10:57 AM
....it sucks tho cuz some checks have the affiliate program written right on them, like extremepaychecks does for sure i know and there's some more too that i cannot think of

chAos
02-11-2004, 10:58 AM
It is funny the bank has never asked what i do ever... why would they ask anyone

Dwreck
02-11-2004, 04:41 PM
Yah it's beyond me Jeff

Magnus
02-11-2004, 04:45 PM
"Magnus i got hauled in the little office when i was going to Montreal .. that was funny .. me drunk sitting there telling the guy
"No man i am a pornagrapher and i am here to fuck all the girls"

they almost did not let me in .. LOL"

Hahhhhhhhh hahah too priceless man.. I will keep that one in mind!!

Nasty D
02-11-2004, 04:46 PM
pornographers are bad....

BradShaw
02-11-2004, 07:26 PM
If it is Bank of America, be prepared to have your accounts shut off. Ask Silver Cash, it happened to them.

Dwreck
02-11-2004, 07:26 PM
OK So I will take your advice and say Internet MArketing.

Dwreck
02-11-2004, 08:22 PM
Well of fact the money comes from bank of america.

shann
02-11-2004, 09:42 PM
My bank has never asked me, i get paid from the US too.

To customs I say online marketing, once you start talking they have no idea what you mean and move on to the next question.

However, saying "i suck cock for a living" shuts up just about ANYONE i assure you.

:smileboun

NaughtyJenn
02-11-2004, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by shann
However, saying "i suck cock for a living" shuts up just about ANYONE i assure you.

:smileboun

:haha: :haha: NICE :haha: :haha:

shann
02-11-2004, 10:02 PM
hehe works like a charm!

eroswebmaster
02-11-2004, 11:24 PM
one bank manager at wells fargo knows I sling da pron.

But in genereal when people ask what I do for a living I tell them I do "design."
If they pry further and want to see my work I tell them that I can't show them due to signing NDA's...lie it's nun dey fuckin' bidness

Hollywood Horwitz
02-12-2004, 11:20 AM
theres no reason to tell them what ya do,so why do it!

Tease
02-12-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
I tell them I sell crack to elementary school kids and I take money to kick puppies, banks don't like pornographers :powpow: hehe funny :cool:

xxxotic
02-12-2004, 11:30 AM
anyone who asks what I do gets told search engine optimization... most people hear that and think "geek stuff" and become disinterested real fast :)

davethetruth
02-12-2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Derek
Should I be concered? I asked for some more options.

I repiled adult internet was that a bad move?


Haven't you seen Boogie Nights? Now you'll have to take the money from a botched robbery

:haha: