Pimps - Share your crazy drunken stories!

[boardersweetie]

So last night after massive ammounts of tequila... I'm in the club walking down some hallway and I see a good looking guy with a lip ring who out of nowhere asks me to suck on it. Then out of nowhere I'm making out with some random drunk guy in some club hallway. Then I left. I didn't even find out what his name was, so in my drunken state I told my roommate that I named him Jason.

[M@]

I wish I could remember them :(

The funniest one I've been TOLD about was on my 21st birthday. I was getting wasted all day, then we went out to a bar. Needless to say, I got too drunk and my friends tell me I took a shot of Wild Turkey (EVIL!), turned around and raised my hands in the "victory" pose.....and proceeded to fall FACE FIRST on the floor

:haha:

[boardersweetie]

That's pretty funny. Apparently I also drunk dialed my friend Noah (xenigo) last night and was crawling around my living room without my clothes... I was entirely too fucked up.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by boardersweetie
That's pretty funny. Apparently I also drunk dialed my friend Noah (xenigo) last night and was crawling around my living room without my clothes... I was entirely too fucked up.

interesting.........so you were naked while you were hitting me up???? interesting...................lol

[boardersweetie]

Izzy, I'm always naked when I hit you up.

[GrimShawn]

Fuck that. Izzz and I had some amazing times in his room in Vegas. We got down and dirty, had the best cuddle session ever. He ironed my clothes so no one would notice what had went on. It was amazing

[sickkittens]

Will you get naked for me?

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by boardersweetie
That's pretty funny. Apparently I also drunk dialed my friend Noah (xenigo) last night and was crawling around my living room without my clothes... I was entirely too fucked up.

If I was that drunk, there's no way I would be out of my bed for the next couple of days.

[xenigo]

Originally posted by boardersweetie
That's pretty funny. Apparently I also drunk dialed my friend Noah (xenigo) last night and was crawling around my living room without my clothes... I was entirely too fucked up.

Indeed, you were very fucked up. I'd have to say my worst drunken story happened a few years ago. My parents were out of town, so I thought I'd help myself to the vodka bottle. I drank more than was humanly possible for me to drink, and I didn't even realise what I had done until I woke up 6 hours later vomiting all over myself face down in a HUGE puddle of my own puke, in my parents closet of all places. I was so drunk I couldn't undress myself either.

To add insult to injury I had to be at work in 2 hours. Wasn't a very happy day at all, and I was hung over for the next 2 days.

[boardersweetie]

Thankfully I got to sleep in til about 2pm today and wake up not too fucking hungover. By the way, thanks for telling me the bedtime story Noah, that was great.

[crow]

my drunken stories would fill a book ... a fuckin big book ....

i have passed out sitting on the 50 yard line at a usc vs nd game after drunkenly telling a recruit how wonderful the school was .... if i remember one member of this board had to convince the folks around that i was just drunk ... and there was no need to call the paramedics ....

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by sickkittens
Will you get naked for me?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by sickkittens
Will you get naked for me?

[boardersweetie]

are you all asking me about getting naked?

[SoftFocus]

So I had just gotten my lip ring put in yesterday and I am at this club when this sloppy drunk hot blonde comes down the Hallway and I ask her to suck on my lip ring....Damn it worked....gonna get a cok ring next week!!!

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by sickkittens
Will you get naked for all of us and take pictures with a high quality digital camera so that we can zoom in realy close on the pics?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by The Bull
So I had just gotten my lip ring put in yesterday and I am at this club when this sloppy drunk hot blonde comes down the Hallway and I ask her to suck on my lip ring....Damn it worked....gonna get a cok ring next week!!!

hahahahahahahhahaha:smileboun

[boardersweetie]

Originally posted by The Bull
So I had just gotten my lip ring put in yesterday and I am at this club when this sloppy drunk hot blonde comes down the Hallway and I ask her to suck on my lip ring....Damn it worked....gonna get a cok ring next week!!!
When I first read that I got the chills because I thought you were serious, then it occured to me that I had already written about that... I'm sober tonight, I swear. :smileboun

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
My only gay experience was licking some kids balls in the locker room when I was a junior in high school. I'm not really gay but it was kinda different.

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by boardersweetie
are you all asking me about getting naked?

but of course

[M@]

Originally posted by The Bull
So I had just gotten my lip ring put in yesterday and I am at this club when this sloppy drunk hot blonde comes down the Hallway and I ask her to suck on my lip ring....Damn it worked....gonna get a cok ring next week!!!

:haha: :haha:

[SoftFocus]

:joker: Sorry couldn't resist sweetie

[boardersweetie]

Originally posted by sickkittens
but of course
That's so dirty!