More fun. Can anyone define couch bombing?

[Cole Montana]

I've been laughing all morning long at these terms, and rather than give them to you all at once, I'll share them one at a time ...
But first we must see what everyone else's definition is.

[detoxed]

I dont know

[Tera]

taking a shit on somebodys couch?

[Voodoo]

I don't know.

[Voodoo]

Is there an answer?

[Cole Montana]

lol, ok, here's the answer

Couch Bombing
When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

[Cole Montana]

want another? They get so much better.. the Angry Dragon for instance... hehehe

[Cole Montana]

Anyone?

[HoneLynn]

STOP IT! You have been killing me with these on ICQ all morning! LOL

[Cole Montana]

No way, if I'm laughing so hard I'm crying my new goal for the day is to do the same to you, theHarvman and Voodoo!

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

[Cole Montana]

for some reason, that makes me think of Ram. lmao

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by Cole Montana
for some reason, that makes me think of Ram. lmao

LOL I miss Ram. Hey, did we ever unpack his elephant thong?

[Cole Montana]

yup, it's in my drawer

[Gnat69]

I was way off!!!:?:?

[gutter]

that vid clip with the elephant thong killed me!

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by gutter
that vid clip with the elephant thong killed me!

Seeing it in person made me just about p my pants.

[brand0n]

lol what else ya got?

[Extreme John]

Did we give up on these?? The Couch bombing was pretty funny.

[Bulldog-Johnnie]

yep heard of most of 'em...

but I'm banking on the fact the rest of the world still wants to know

[Cole Montana]

Ok...thanks for asking for more..hehehe

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

[Cole Montana]

Ok that one was kinda lame, but this will make up for it. I've heard diff variations, such as "Rodeo" but what the hell...

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

[HoneLynn]

Yea! More!