THE OFFICIAL I LOVE DEREK THREAD

[Slickcash sarah]

This is just a thread to say hello, seeing as though I am new here. I know DEREK HANGS OUT HERE, so I wanted to say thanks to him for all his help. He is a total sweetheart, and he told me to join his board 'cause everyone here is CHILL!!

SO, THANK YOU DEREK FOR BEING THE SWEETHEART THAT YOU ARE BABY!!:smileboun :pimp3:

[NaughtyJenn]

Welcum to Pimpboard:pimp1:

Yes Derek RCOKS :)

[B O B]

Howdy Sarah...
Yep, Derek is a good man....

[WiredGuy]

Welcome Sarah

[punker barbie]

Okay everyone Sarah is a MEGA hottie!!!!!!!! (hint: post some pictures) :)
Anyways good to have your here Sarah !!!!!!

[sherie]

I think everyone has seen Sarah's pictures lol

[punker barbie]

and Derek we all LUV ya :)

[Danielle]

What up girl, welcome!!
Yeah....Derek is a total sweetheart!!!

[Slickcash sarah]

bump..for dereks sake

[Dwreck]

HEY SARAHlicious!

THat was uncalled for and very sweet.

YNOTBOB IN DA HOUSE!! My jedi master.

To all those people that replied please send me your pay pal info I will be more than happy to forward you the 20 bucks. LOL:smileboun

There;s no need to bump this Sarahonly if its for people to welcome you.

[Dwreck]

Danni I underand we are hitting some cool clubs together in Arizona. See you on the 31st.

[SWChris]

Welcome Sarah & yes Derek is da man

[CrazyNakedChick]

welcome sarah, nice to see you here.

agreed, derek is a total dollface. :cool:

[Rochard]

I love Derek too!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/vegas2004b/vegas2004-28.jpg

[Poppy]

Derek rocks my world.

[Nasty D]

Welcome to :pimp3: board Sara!! Derek gave you some good advice about this Chill place!

[NaughtyJenn]

Originally posted by Rochard
I love Derek too!
ME TOO!!! :)

http://www.naughtyjenn.com/jenn&derek.jpg

[Sherm]

I love Derek too. Sometimes I wish my name was Derek.

[NaughtyJenn]

Originally posted by Shermsshack
I love Derek too. Sometimes I wish my name was Derek.
It's ok Sherm...I love you and your gf too:cool:

http://www.naughtyjenn.com/IMG_1248.jpg

[punker barbie]

YAY! Derek pictures!!!!!

http://contentguys.com/derek/shirley.jpg

[NaughtyJenn]

Punker's HOTTTTTT:vampv:

[Sherm]

Thanks for the reminder Jenn. :)

In case you didn't know, Derek and I share the same name...and it's not Sherm. :cool:

[Bulldog-Johnnie]

It is indeed righteous that you should priase the pimp. For the Lord has bestowed upon his greatest honor- a blessed Pimp for you to honor.

Let no ho wander in the darkness of self management, for the Lord has brought unto you the pimp. Thou shalt be prompt. Thou shalt have thine pimps funds. Thou shalt tithe. Render under unto the pimp lest you taste the righteous fury of his divine stick, for the pimp is the head of the ho.

Worship the Lord. Obey the Pimp!

[Romeo]

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
Punker's HOTTTTTT:vampv:

TRUE THAT DAAYYUMM!!

[Slickcash sarah]

bump

[Phoenix]

pimp on derek :)

[MarcyM25]

w00t! I LOVE DEREK!!!! Welcome Sarah. :cool:

[MPBWhitney]

Yep Derek is def a cool cat.... we've been chatting for almost a year now huh D?

See ya in AZ... :smileboun

[LaurieX]

Hi Derek!

[Gnat69]

Hullo, Sarah, Derek, Naughty Jenn, everyone

Punker Barbie is really hot.....Go Gurl

[SoftFocus]

Derk is the man....don't know about that sweetheart crap (the kiss of death) But dude can Party...that's what I love about him

[webgurl]

I really like derek as a friend too he is stud muffin and really cute :confused:

[LAJ]

You all may love Derek... but have you LOVED Derek?

[Warden]

Originally posted by punker barbie
YAY! Derek pictures!!!!!

http://contentguys.com/derek/shirley.jpg

Derek your a great guy but get the hell outta this pic! It has a hot car and a hot chick. You totally ruin it for me!

[Zebra]

I think we need to get Derek doing some bush diving again in Phoenix! :thumb:

[Dwreck]

Im trying my best to let this thread die but now I feel like a dick by not replying. This is not an ego thing at all this just a thank you for your support.

GigaStop hehe thanks dude. It's been a few months since we partied last and I looking forward to it.

Rochard,

I love you more. Next time you say that whisper it im year. No better yet can you get Rammi too. Acutally the pic with Rammi is my fav pic of the year. ANd you say she still remembers me. SWEET :) Thanks for introducing me.
http://www.dereksmout.com/images/rammi.jpg


Jen- this pic of you is way better. I look all drunk and cold witha winter jacket on.
http://www.dereksmout.com/images/jenandderek.jpg

Shermy- this thread was all about you till I hijacked it. Dont undestimate my sneekyness. YOu snooze you loose buddy. hehe

Marcy- what the fuck are you doin here Skank? This board is for cool peeps only. *Derek looks around and asks* ok who let Marcy in? LMAO!!! Thanks for the supporting our lesbian shows. Let's change our Karma this week.

WHITNEY!!!-- OMG how's my manitoba hottie. I do didnt expect to see you here. Ok here's the deal I have made plans with you for the past year from MExico to Vancouver and we never get a chance to hang out. I guess the cambie we did. that place has a crazy auro to it. You just can't hang out there and not get just twisted.
Hey did you just win a dvd burner?
Whitney I have the craziest pic of you when from internext in your lil white and black sporty outfit but it's on my other puter, YOu look 16 hehe and sooooo different. Still deadly hot thou.

Crazynakedchick- thanks I need to talk to you about Tgp's hit me up Amber.

Ynotbob_ the first guy that took mu under his wing. I wish i knew the word in the english language that show the gratitude i have for you.

http://www.dereksmout.com/images/ynotinmexico.jpg

Bulldog- that was an intense post. WOW

LaurieX- From Taw. falcon, spread4u and now topbucks we have been thru alot together. Thanks for having me over for a b-b que your place by the ocean is dreamy. I cant wait to see yah. Remember we promised this time so not backing out. *Wink wink*

Poppy- Remember this night. the best club i have ever been too. What was it called again?Rain maybe

http://www.dereksmout.com/derekmikepoppy.jpg

Webgurl- just cause you said that DOES not mean you can sleep in my bed In Arizona. Were roomies dats it. I think I will put some police tape up around my bed so you know you cant cross it. hehe Can't wait to rock out with ya. No round eye jokes ok.

LAJ- I'm a cock tease LOL I need to get some info regarding the Cybernext expo. I would love to get a hold of Colin and Micth so there is no redundacy in our presentations.

Riddler feel free to photoshop me out. I wreck most pics. :help: I check out your program kinda unique. A fitness program for kids marketed to or by adult websites? Am I on the right track.

[Dwreck]

http://www.dereksmout.com/pat.jpg

I even found one of us the Bull.

Pheonix- thanks for replying to some of my bizness realted threads it nice to see who's seruois and who's not.

[bombuno]

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
Punker's HOTTTTTT:vampv: yep you both are :rasta welcome sarah

[Dwreck]

hmmmm so when you said yup you both are so like me and Sarah or like punker and sarah.. Ok i dont wanna know the anserw LOL.

[Zebra]

I feel that there will be more stories added to the Book of Derek in Phoenix next week. Can't wait to witness it all! :thumb:

[SoftFocus]

OK so Derek...we need a new picture in Phoenix...damn I look like f'in Uncle Fester from Adamns Family...that pic is a great representation of my memory that night

[NaughtyJenn]

Thanks Derek:) That pic is cute....good times :pimp1:

[adamneve]

welcome Sarah,

Derek you pimp

[Slickcash sarah]

I got my playboy cash tank and my gfy shirt in the mail yesterday.



http://www.jjl96.com/gfy/sara1 :smileboun

[chAos]

Originally posted by Slickcash sarah
I got my playboy cash tank and my gfy shirt in the mail yesterday.



http://www.jjl96.com/gfy/sara1 :smileboun

woohooo what a hottie ... wanna have sex

[B O B]

First, when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream
That your fear seems to hide deep inside your mind
All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride
In a world made of steel, made of stone

Well I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm
Wrap around, take a hold of my heart

[Chorus:]
What a feeling, bein's believin'
I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life
Take your passion, and make it happen
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life

[Solo]

Now I hear the music, close my eyes, I am rhythm
In a flash it takes hold of my heart

[chorus (with ... "now I'm dancing through my life")]

What a feeling

What a feeling (I am music now), bein's believin' (I am rhythm now)
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life
What a feeling (I can really have it all)
What a feeling (Pictures come alive when I call)
I can have it all (I can really have it all)
Have it all (Pictures come alive when I call)
(call, call, call, call, what a feeling) I can have it all
(Bein's believin') bein's believin'
(Take your passion, make it happen) make it happen
(What a feeling) what a feeling... [to fade]

[B O B]

Flashdance


1983 - USA - Musical Drama/Rock Musical







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Type:
Features

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Starring Jennifer Beals, Kyle Heffner, Sunny Johnson, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala. Directed by Adrian Lyne. (R, 96 minutes).
Jennifer Beals stars as Alex Owens, a Pittsburgh steel-mill welder by day, and bar dancer by night. Harboring dreams of a career in ballet, she is given financial support in this endeavor by her boss Nick Hurley (Michael Nouri) and moral support by demanding but big-hearted instructor Hanna Long (Lilia Skala). The film's signature scene is, of course, Alex's water-drenched dance audition, largely performed in long shot by her dance double Marine Jahan. Essentially an old-fashioned backstage yarn, Flashdance was given a contemporary spin by its pulsating, musical score featuring the Oscar-winning Best Song, Flashdance...What a Feeling,

[Slickcash sarah]

YNOTBOB...you make me die of laughter sometimes....thanks for the Jennifer Beals compliment:?:?

[B O B]

aw your welcome...
one thing though....

that glory hole on the door behind you is up too high

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
aw your welcome...
one thing though....

that glory hole on the door behind you is up too high

THATS IT..THATS WHERE IT ENDS!! Thats no GLORY HOLE DAMN IT..thats the window in my door to my office here at work...damn you bob, damn you!!:powpow:

[B O B]

if thats no glory hole, whats with all the stains in the carpet below it?

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
if thats no glory hole, whats with all the stains in the carpet below it?

LMFAO....Ok fine..Ive been nice for WAY TOO LONG....The shit is gonna hit the fan now...I HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD in this thread.....SEEING AS THOUGH I STARTED IT....Don't make me post about the time in Wisconsin when you got your penis stuck in your dogs kennel...you said, "He just wanted some peanut butter.."...Right, sure the dog did!!:!!!:

[Dwreck]

50 derek lovers LOL

[B O B]

Nothing wrong with a little peanut butter on our time...

What about the blumpkin you gave me last week? You said it was my "reward" for the killer Donkey Punch i gave you....

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
Nothing wrong with a little peanut butter on our time...

What about the blumpkin you gave me last week? You said it was my "reward" for the killer Donkey Punch i gave you....

LOL...Im trying sooooo damn hard to be mad at you, but you keep making me laugh DAMN IT....stop that! I don't even know what a "blumpkin", or "donkey punch" is?? Explain..why dont you?:curse:

[llaurell]

Derek, You ROCK my world! xoxoxo :bdevil

[Dwreck]

IM trying my best to get this to die then I get mad icq's saying im not replying.

Nice pic Sarah you have amazing boobs!

Sarah dont worry sweetheart a blumkin is When a man receives oral sex while talking a shit.


And I will give you the potically correct reply to what a donkey punch is. Ask me and I will tell you the sexual version.

An attack method used by German artillerymen in WW2 (they called it "Esel schlagen"). They would fire the rounds approx. 200 yards behind the army they were attacking, making retreat seem an unwise descision. This tactic was retired in 1946, once the German Air Force was large enough to take over the anti-retreat operations.

[Dwreck]

llaurell three years later and Im still rockin your world.
Yes people im that good.

SO Ii finally get to be content for your new site!! Im so excited. When do I start? Lots of chicken and water that's what Peter north told me.


:pimp3:

[B O B]

Derek? Content? How about the next PornStarU graduate?

[Dwreck]

Sign me up!!

[Slickcash sarah]

bump

[Dwreck]

stop it Sarah!! :powpow:

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by Derek
stop it Sarah!! :powpow:

You just replied to BUMP it again Honey

[TheLegacy]

interesting.. derek for pornstaru ??

not sure if there is a golden strapon but I can check

[Dwreck]

Check it out!!

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
interesting.. derek for pornstaru ??

not sure if there is a golden strapon but I can check

VERY VERY interesting...

[Slickcash sarah]

I love derek!:curse:

[Rochard]

I think Derek keeps bumping up this thread!

[Slickcash sarah]

No he doesn't...

[MarcyM25]

Originally posted by Derek
Marcy- what the fuck are you doin here Skank? This board is for cool peeps only. *Derek looks around and asks* ok who let Marcy in? LMAO!!! Thanks for the supporting our lesbian shows. Let's change our Karma this week.
Haha what's up ho-ser, ya it's all GrimShawn's fault..he must have had an off day. :confused: I've been here for a long time but I keep forgetting to visit. *hides*
Let's see if we can meet up this summer and take some pics for good Karma. Don't forget the lesbians.

[Dwreck]

Im swear if anyone wants this to die it's me but you guys know it bothers me so you keep bumping it.

Marcy good to hear from you and I will give you a Holla when Im down in Arizona. We will meet up this summa for sure.

We are going to be so drunk when we call it's gonna rock.

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by Derek
Im swear if anyone wants this to die it's me but you guys know it bothers me so you keep bumping it.

Marcy good to hear from you and I will give you a Holla when Im down in Arizona. We will meet up this summa for sure.

We are going to be so drunk when we call it's gonna rock.

I swear to god Derek, I better be the FIRST person on the "drunken phone call" list....I BETTER....:powpow:

[dyonisus]

YAY Derek! Love the man, love the thread!

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by dyonisus
YAY Derek! Love the man, love the thread!
Why THANK YOU:?:?

[chAos]

Originally posted by Slickcash sarah
I swear to god Derek, I better be the FIRST person on the "drunken phone call" list....I BETTER....:powpow:

Well since he is dying to have a beer with me i am going to make damn sure that he does

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by chAos
Well since he is dying to have a beer with me i am going to make damn sure that he does

Thanks CHAOS....and hit him over the head for me when you see him in Phoenix:smileboun

[Slickcash sarah]

DEREK...post some pics from PHOENIX

[MarcyM25]

Ya you said you were making a gallery..let's see let's see! :)

[Just Rob]

i wouldn't say i love derek... but he's cool... lol

[Gucci]

Well, I finally got to meet Derek in Phoenix. What a sweety!!!!!! Keep rocking the shell toes... love'em.

[Dwreck]

OK Rob your scareing me. You were buggin me all weekend now you pop your nose in a I love Derek thread. You sure your not a lil fairy. I told you those earings were gay.

Gucci im so sorry what is your real name and when did we meet?

[Slickcash sarah]

Originally posted by Derek
OK Rob your scareing me. You were buggin me all weekend now you pop your nose in a I love Derek thread. You sure your not a lil fairy. I told you those earings were gay.

Gucci im so sorry what is your real name and when did we meet?

Derek..You must of met and mingled with SOOOO many women, if you cant remember Gucci's name..YOU LITTLE DEVIL:!!!:

[Dwreck]

NO really Sarah I was behaved. I met her as Kristi from I bill not Gucci.