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Yo, I know how lame it is to have such a low postcount so I made this thread with permission from voodoo. U will post here to higher your postcount.

Post as much as you want. Thank you.

:pimp3:

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edradsa

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coo coo

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jay hay

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insane

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bow wow

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my penis is erectable

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google

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hi

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rea

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All times are GMT. The time now is 08:06 PM.

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how are you

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I'm fine, you?

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same, I'm just turning the switches, ya know:) HAAHAHIASHIAHISHAIHSIA

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yea I understand

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das

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lalala

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lalalalalalallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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my beard is growing3

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chichklez

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Your Reply

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01-04-2004 08:12 PM

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creepy

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cuidhiodj

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ok now it's your turn guys n girlz!

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fea

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izz

[defcon]

wtf?

So i am trying to put some nice message online while i can post like a whore also ?

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haaaaaaa

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okay

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but it aint kewl

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nah... got enough messages allready :)

heheh

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hahahaha

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faaaaaaaaaa

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Huh since when are u a moderator ?

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agagagahahadgsf

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Originally posted by defcon
Huh since when are u a moderator ?

:smileboun

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erge

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[Voodoo]

Wildcard... Turn on your ICQ bro. :)

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:Xbones:

[defcon]

huh?

i seen that message elsewhere also lol

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sign up with my sig for a great deal!

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okay voodoo

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okay i need gay traffic, so if u got some icq me!

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lalalalala

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lalalala

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he wildcard, we really shouldnt do this, aint fair to pile up our messages :)

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lalalal

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heheheh

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well they do it every other board too so why not here :D

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lalalal

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okay.... :(

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so i posted like a whore to get to 200 messages for nothing lol

[defcon]

i still like my sign but i still not sure to keep that sponsor.... hmmm

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atleast he keeps digging

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so now we should both sell our sig space for 200 dollars a month lol

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,.,

[wildcard]

soon

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lalalala 240 is good enough for me, back 2 work :)

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okay mate, lets go for the 1000 within 2 weekS!

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hehehehe i need a chatbot lol

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my name is google

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ofcourse, we can do it

[defcon]

sd

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For all people who play battlefield 1942/DS go to

[wildcard]

I have a postbot

[defcon]

www.lostsoulz.net my clan :)

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right, u are a postbot hahahaha

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cute, I play vietcong

[defcon]

ya?

Kewl mate, come on DS for a while, we got our own server

[defcon]

i play almost every day :)

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hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

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playing is good for your healthyness

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i heard turboface also plays, we should make a webmaster clan heheh

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this shit is tight

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or a webmaster battle muhahahahaha

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I play like a horse

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okay mate, i am off, nice chatting lol

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do u know the clan BEWARE? I was in it.

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ok I liked it too, cya :)

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lalala

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i play like a evil madman

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wtf

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teh

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what happened

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suddenly its all so good

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but then

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because he said

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what he did

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new reply

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hounddog

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test test

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I love this board

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but with a better postcount

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I just feel better

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postcount = personality

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ya know?

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if you dont know what I mean

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well you just should

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I'm for real

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I like toys

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u know, vibrators n stuff

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shit like that is tight

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ya know what I mean?

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my postcount is raisin like a mothafucka

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like a pimp

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soon I'll be pimpin like a high postcount

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postcount

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postcount 2

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it's all about postcount

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ya know what I mean

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it's all about

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stuff like that

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is good

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I like it

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Okay. Enough for today. But.... I'll be BACK.

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lemme continue for a few secs...

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just wondering what gift u received... heheh... i am not curious at all heheh

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dsfggf

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a webmaster clan for BF1942 is good idea :)

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i blast anyone from the face of the earth, lets do it!

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especially with the smaw

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whoops the last minute i just got 5 people to sign up? wtf the whole day nothing now 5 ? damn fine :)

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okay whats my gift when i reach 300 posts hahaha

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i want a ......

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uhhhhhhhh

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nm

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:)

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[brand0n]

hi

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im

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not

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going

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to

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post

[nathan]

I got my clique ready ready for hand to hand combo
Harms break em down rapper Noyd cut his throat
Don swoop em up or Gotti stomp em out
Each twin grab a arm pick this nigga up
Knitty turn his face to me let me break him up
I throw him up against the wall and put a hole in his face so big

[nathan]

it almost took his whole face off
We got to take position ready for faceoff
With blitz like Dallas ain't no Superbowl faceoff
We form like niggas in the yard up north
with long swords, ready for war, who paid cost
and take ya life lost, never found again boss
A job well done, relax, throw back fifths
of Bacardi Limon, fifteenths of hash get lit
Fuckin with the fabulous Mobb, yeah you were sick

[nathan]

Lunatic nigga jump up or got hit
with max and Teks and silencers spit
Shots whiz past your earlobe and shit
That's the sound of a nigga who almost felt it
Got you runnin, dodgin, coverin, shelterin

[nathan]

Bullets rippin thru the fabric of ya shirt, it's meltin it
You bleed again, we just another nigga dealt with
Intruder Alert! Our house is nothin like the Covenant
We hold big shit like a bitch hold one in the oven

[nathan]

Well if it ain't drama, money above broke bitches
Simple minded niggas, Alpha have it positioned
That's opposition, wetttin me competition
Suddenly and outta tha blue and now I see
by myself, by myself and rollin mad trees
Paranoid on point and now I see who's who

[nathan]

This thing was fake ones outta the immediate crew
Life I take one if you jeopardise my do
You're small mi-nute, gotta death to deal with aces up
You overbidded and in the Bridge you go stuck
This ain't a card game but in perspective it's the same
Put two and two together-Mobb Deep with one name
Contain drama like Outbreak, you order drama

[nathan]

We outtake and then take you out
Keep it real and throw the fake out
Raise the stakes up, hit you off from the waste up
That's how it is and how it is is kinda fucked up
Butter beats bangin got ya whole clique singin
on a corner while it's rainin, 4 pound left cha ears ringin
Delete those and keep my shit discrete, niggas is trash rhyme
Totally offbeat and outta sync with they light
E & J bent tight, niggas slow ya roll

[nathan]

Ya ??? now ya bleedin tonight for no reason
Wanna be max and does get smacked, show no love
Crush ya team like the bear hug
The Infamous'll do dirt, dead as smear like mud
New York new get-it-greens, I feel no pity
no remorse, takin it to the source of course
Bare that ass thug real kid, it's only your mask
that you wear, take off
Cop out feel the blast BOOM on top BOOM BOOM gat-for-gat
And all the rules got the drop on you
And let the nickel nine pop on you

[nathan]

Yo
My crew in the front got it locked
My live niggas in the back got the gats blowin out'cha back
What the deal, what them tough looks and eye contact
Starin all up in ya cornea, ya cornea lack
the look of a true-to-life, crime niggas attack
Go at the first nigga that front and overread
Ya get dealt with

[nathan]

Mobb Deep - Get Dealt With

[nathan]

Whats crackin

[nathan]

Im sitting around just chillin you?

[nathan]

Yeah do, same thing, just chillin.

[nathan]

I dont think i'll stop posting till 10 oclock

[nathan]

2 and a half hours of posting, wonder if i can do it.

[nathan]

I'm pretty sure I can, I just have to try!

[nathan]

Oh yeah, I feel pumped!

[nathan]

Do I ever love the quick reply feature.

[nathan]

It kicks ass, simply because it's quick, and it's a feature.

[nathan]

I dont know if i can do this...

[nathan]

enough of that trash talk, I CAN DO IT!!!

[nathan]

Please let me post faster than every 15 seconds.

[nathan]

My brain and fingers work faster than that, thank you.

[nathan]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 15 seconds.

Well damn!

[nathan]

WTF!

[nathan]

Terrorism alerts for British flights possible for years: official
Xinhua - 2 hours ago
LONDON, Jan. 4 (Xinhuanet) -- British Transport Secretary AlistairDarling warned on Sunday that British air flights may face years of severe security alerts like the one that forced several international flights to be grounded last week.

[nathan]

I <3 pimpboard.

[nathan]

Why is nobody posting?

[nathan]

I'm trying to quit smoking, perhaps this will help

[nathan]

smoking funds terrorists.

[nathan]

terrorists fund smoking

[nathan]

I really think i should clean my keyboard

[nathan]

It was pretty windy out today. I wore a coat.

[nathan]

The doves fly at noon

[nathan]

http://www.pimpboard.com/images/tdfpb.jpg

[nathan]

someone needs to make the car bounce.

[nathan]

I like bouncing things.

[nathan]

My feet are cold, maybe I should have asked for slippers from santa.

[nathan]

Has anyone seen the movie Gummo?

[nathan]

I loved the battles in LOTR:ROTK, but why all the drama, I wanted 3 hours of fighting.

[nathan]

My birthday is in 9 months.

[nathan]

I have an xbox, and some games.

[nathan]

And one controller.

[nathan]

"According to Microsoft on january 16, MS Windows 98 and 98se will end Extended Support Phase, that means they'll became obsolete and assisted support will no longer be available from Microsoft, affecting about 27% of the internet users. That means even if 98 is working well for your needs (and especially computer specifications) and you want to pay for support (because that might cost less than switching hardware) you can't, because who will be able to patch eventual new bugs (security related or not) besides Microsoft? So if you're not planning a switch it might be your last opportunity to update MS Windows 98, after that some software might disappear from MS website (just like MSIE 5.5 for 95 did)."

[nathan]

"Following California's lead, Ohio has also passed a law making recording in a movie theatre a crime. A first offense would be punishable by six months in jail and up to $1,000 fine, which is lighter than the legislation introduced in Michigan that would bring up to 5 years in jail and a $250,000 fine. The most interesting quote concerns a study by AT&T Labs: 'Their conclusion: 77 percent of the films came from insider sources, either motion picture companies or theater employees taping from the projection booth.' I searched Ohio Gov. Bob Taft's press releases, but couldn't find any mention of it."

[nathan]

I dont want to go to work tommorow. This happens every sunday.

[nathan]

What are you looking at?

[nathan]

No really, I want to look too.

[nathan]

Canada is nice.

[nathan]

Thank you for posting! You will now be taken to your post. If the administrator has selected to moderate all posts in this forum, you will be taken back to the forum and your post will be displayed presently. If you opted to post a poll, you will now be allowed to do so.

[nathan]

Oh neat, you cant post the same thing twice?

[nathan]

That's another nice feature.

[nathan]

When does my custom title kick in?

[nathan]

Or do I have to beg someone for it?

[nathan]

Thanks for comming out champ, nice to see you!

[nathan]

Click here if you do not want to wait any longer.

[nathan]

How was your day?

[nathan]

Tommorow is supposed to be snowy and cold.

[nathan]

SWEET! I'm not the mac daddy!

[nathan]

NO WAIT!

I AM THE MAC DADDY!

[nathan]

Well look at that, a sight for sore eyes.

[nathan]

I've got to chop some shit up, that wont stop me though!

[nathan]

Or it can wait...

[nathan]

I wish I lived in the wild wild west. That would have been pretty wild.

[nathan]

Opt me in!

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Opt me out!

[nathan]

I WAS OPTED OUT! ARRRGGGG

[nathan]

Please allow myself to introduce....myself...

[nathan]

Poll this buddy!

[nathan]

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

[nathan]

SSL ROOLZ

[nathan]

Where's the printable version of my life?

[nathan]

I leik google.

[nathan]

Hit that shit!

[nathan]

The image that you have attached is too big. Please make it no bigger than 800 x 600.

MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN 800 x 600!

PLEASE INCREASE

[nathan]

huh?

[nathan]

what's this all about?

[nathan]

wow

[nathan]

mop mop mop, all day long
mop mop mop while i sing this song

[nathan]

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[nathan]

incomming torpedo sir!!

[nathan]

drugs are bad mmmk

[nathan]

I need a smoke

[nathan]

You think there would be a bot for this kind of thing.

[nathan]

Pay me, i'll do it!

[nathan]

I've always debated getting a hooker

[nathan]

But maybe my wife would be mad

[nathan]

BOOM!

[nathan]

Why are you reading this?

[nathan]

hit me up on icq!

[nathan]

ashtrays are gross.

[nathan]

how long can this go on for

[nathan]

why are you STILL reading this?

[nathan]

My browser automatically forwarded me!

YAY TECHNOLOGY!@$#%#

[nathan]

my throat is begining to hurt

[nathan]

I hope it isnt serious.

[nathan]

i need a hot nurse?

[nathan]

ok, i'm not going to post again till someone else does.

[nathan]

ok, i lied

[nathan]

so sue me.

[nathan]

I wonder what dying is like

[nathan]

I'm still the mac daddy incase you were wondering.

[nathan]

And i KNOW you were.

[nathan]

I lub boneprone family.

[nathan]

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[nathan]

check message length!

[nathan]

I could use a massage right about now.

[nathan]

The girl is here to do my massage. Ohhhh yeah....

[nathan]

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[nathan]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nathan]

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nathan]

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[nathan]

faster

[nathan]

faster!

[nathan]

ooooooohhhhhhhh

[nathan]

little to the left

[nathan]

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

thats the spot

[nathan]

damn that was nice.

[nathan]

whos next?

[nathan]

Ok small break. TIMEOUT!

[nathan]

I r back.

[nathan]

Dirty deeds, done with sheep.

[nathan]

baa.

[nathan]

Is there a new simpsons on tonight?

[nathan]

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170! Yeah baby.

[nathan]

Someone please talk to me.

[nathan]

Raffi rocks.

[nathan]

Mac Daddy...sigh..

[nathan]

I dont remember this simpsons.

[nathan]

Funny.

[nathan]

Thank you, thank you, i'll be here night.

[nathan]

Look! I fed the gerbil coffee!

[nathan]

Knock on the door.

[nathan]

Oh jesus.

[nathan]

I am comming to your town! One show only!

[nathan]

Tickets, tickets, buy them now.

[nathan]

A wise guy eh?

[nathan]

I hate traffic.

[nathan]

Babies are weird.

[nathan]

Puking babies are funny.

[nathan]

The blue man group, how blue...are you?

[nathan]

I did it all man!

[nathan]

Ok who threw that? Who threw it!?

[nathan]

I'm in need of first aid!

[nathan]

SHOW IS OVER!

[nathan]

Some days are tougher than others

[nathan]

This is it boys, we will have to tummy kiss our way out of here!

[nathan]

Tonight, a killer at large! *gasp*

[nathan]

Almost out of this Mac Daddy phase.

[nathan]

When i'm the mac daddy, does that mean i have to wear my clothes backwards?

[nathan]

duck and cover!

[nathan]

the best defense against lava.

[nathan]

Brought to you by....nobody.

[nathan]

Admit it, you've looked at tranny porn.

[nathan]

THIS IS IT! NO MORE MAC DADDY! 200!

[nathan]

WTF! I AM STILL THE MC DADDY! 201!

[nathan]

That's just wrong.

[nathan]

I had a dream, that all mac daddies were created equal.

[nathan]

Good evening.

[nathan]

We are tired of picking up the bills.

[nathan]

I bake apple pies.

[nathan]

Save your breath for water wings breeder!

[nathan]

Promises were made!

[nathan]

Watch the movie on tape!

[nathan]

Lets kill every child....friendly thing in town!

[nathan]

Talkin about my generation.

[nathan]

Children acting up in public places will be lightly tazed!

[nathan]

Cant you read the sign?

[nathan]

Filing cabinet.

[nathan]

Lets make it quick.

[nathan]

Speed dating = lame.

[nathan]

Not even with all my free time.

[nathan]

General elections rock.

[nathan]

For every father... *click*

crappy commercial.

[nathan]

I cant get over this mac daddy thing.

[nathan]

Like really, WTF.

[nathan]

Can you tell I had nothing to do tonight?

[nathan]

I could use another massage

[nathan]

On second thought, a drink would be better.

[nathan]

10th page, wow.

[nathan]

dum de dum

[nathan]

I really dont like the word 'automagically'

[nathan]

I'm so sorry.

[nathan]

For the love of pizza!

[nathan]

Hermans head!

[nathan]

WE OWN YOU!

[nathan]

Oh, unfenced backyard pools, where would I be without you.

[nathan]

http://www.superlaugh.com/pets/funny.jpg

[nathan]

http://www.hep.physics.neu.edu/reu_at_cern/pics/what-a-funny-car.jpg

[nathan]

http://www2.uiuc.edu/ro/kdr/funny.jpg

Hey there!

[nathan]

Here comes my commercial!

[nathan]

Do as i command you!

[nathan]

The system doesnt work.

[nathan]

You must forgive!

[nathan]

We have to do something!

[nathan]

You dont even know what the idea is!

[nathan]

Time to destroy your future!

[nathan]

YEEEEEEES

[nathan]

R-Rated movies!

[nathan]

and now this commercial break!

[nathan]

I must confess.

[nathan]

I bring nothing to the table.

[nathan]

NOTHING!

[nathan]

Can you believe this is still going on?

[nathan]

My wife looks bored, hahah.

[nathan]

Is there a prize for this?

[nathan]

SHIT IM BIG PIMPIN NOW AND I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

[nathan]

Uhh, uh uh uh
It's big pimpin baby..
It's big pimpin, spendin G's
Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

[nathan]

You know I - thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't fuckin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don't fuckin feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe em

[nathan]

In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
so you can be livin it up? Shit I..
parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

[nathan]

We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin G's
Check em out now
Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin G's
We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

[nathan]

Nigga it's the - big Southern rap impresario
Comin straight up out the black bar-rio
Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe
Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't fuck a scary hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoes start pointin - they say, "There he go!"
Now these motherfuckers know we carry mo' heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab

[nathan]

Don't be surprised if yo' hoe stab out with me
and you see us comin down on yo' slab
Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But nigga if you hatin I
then you wait while I get yo' bitch butt-naked, just break it
You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on
Now get yo' ass to the back as I'm flyin to the track
Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breakin these hoes on
Ain't the track that we flow's on
But when shit get hot, then the glock start poppin like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Trigger-man
Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip
Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga Man, fool

[nathan]

We be.. big pimpin, spendin G's
We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We be.. big pimpin down in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Cause we be.. big pimpin, spendin G's
And we be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
Cause we be.. big pimpin in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.. nigga

[nathan]

Uhh.. smokin out, throwin up, keepin lean up in my cup
All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck
Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall
If he up, watch him fall, nigga I can't fuck witch'all
If I wasn't rappin baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes
Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest until whitey pay me
Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
Comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise

[nathan]

Holla!

[defcon]

kutjebef

[defcon]

hmmm hmmmm

[defcon]

280 and i am happy

[defcon]

shit... 2 much time on my hands...

[defcon]

happy :)

[nathan]

sweet, someone else!

[nathan]

Werd up.

[nathan]

Now i'm alone again

[nathan]

whaaaaaaaa

[nathan]

sticky icky

[nathan]

i know you're watching defcon

[nathan]

dance dance!

[nathan]

i wonder when the title will change again

[nathan]

hmmmm

[nathan]

Is it now?

[nathan]

Ok.... now?

[nathan]

Hour and 20 minutes to go, 272

[nathan]

274 damnit

[nathan]

well what are you waiting for defcon?

[nathan]

Get in here!

[nathan]

let's go! let's go!

[nathan]

now! now! now!

[nathan]

well? what's the word? huh?

[nathan]

I sale propane.

[nathan]

And propane accessories

[nathan]

Is there such a thing as amateurpane?

[nathan]

Or does it always just come in the 'pro' variety.

[nathan]

Good question.

[nathan]

Trailer park boys are on tonight.

[nathan]

Chill out there heavy metal dick! :)

[nathan]

I just cracked my neck, it was pretty loud.

[nathan]

There, now my knuckles are cracked too.

[nathan]

Oh! There goes the toes!

[nathan]

Itch on my leg.

[nathan]

Scratched.

[nathan]

Hat needs readjusting.

[nathan]

Done. Readjusted.

[nathan]

Need another smoke...bah...

[nathan]

How much longer can this guy go on for!?

[nathan]

I should hit the gym.

[nathan]

naaahhh

[nathan]

wonder if anything good is on tv

[nathan]

itch on my leg is back

[nathan]

*takes sip of water*

[nathan]

I could really go for some pizza right about now.

[nathan]

One more sticker, and I get a free medium!

[nathan]

I need a new chair.

[nathan]

One with lots of levers. Those are always good.

[nathan]

An hour and 10 minutes to go.

[nathan]

SHIT IM A PLAYA NOW!

[nathan]

I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yea Tecca Nina is a playa)

[nathan]

If you see me lookin' clean cut
Matchin' from head to toe dippin' with a mean strut
Throwin' and blowin' green stuff hella creamed up with a bling cup
Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up

If you, see me step off in the clubber with some pros
With about 6 of 'em cut no longer waiting to be chose
And if you hear me tell my homies anything goes
With these chickens dippin' to Davy's right when the clubber close

[nathan]

If you see me on the grind getting' mine
If you bust in the room and find me hittin' yours from behind
If you hear me bustin' rhymes rippin' each and every time
If I got it at capacity and you still got a line

If I'm rollin' on dubs, if it's K-Town bud
If they showin' me love with a red rug at the club
If you see them hatas giving me mugs, ladies giving me hugs, no, it
ain't no rocket science it's because:

[nathan]

I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa

[nathan]

If you see me lookin' clean cut
Matchin' from head to toe dippin' with a mean strut
Throwin' and blowin' green stuff hella creamed up with a bling cup
Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up

If you, see me step off in the clubber with some pros
With about 6 of 'em cut no longer waiting to be chose
And if you hear me tell my homies anything goes
With these chickens dippin' to Davy's right when the clubber close

If you see me on the grind getting' mine
If you bust in the room and find me hittin' yours from behind
If you hear me bustin' rhymes rippin' each and every time
If I got it at capacity and you still got a line

If I'm rollin' on dubs, if it's K-Town bud
If they showin' me love with a red rug at the club
If you see them hatas giving me mugs, ladies giving me hugs, no, it
ain't no rocket science it's because:

[nathan]

I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yea Tecca Nina is a playa)

[nathan]

I'm a playa in every sense of the word ya heard
I'm getting' money from these dummies flip your chick so absurd
I'm a playa and I pop collars,
I'm a playa when I don't or when I do drop dollars,them rot weilders

She don't want no softy sayin' he do when he don't
She don't want no perpetrating 9 to fiver trying to flaunt
She don't want no punk that can't get it krunk
No she don't, that's how it go, so my homie Kaliko tell'em what she want

[nathan]

She want a playa not thugs on dubs
We be rollin' them 22's and 3's poppin' ludes and V's
I'm in hot pursuit of a prostitute Kaliko knock boots gots lots to shoot,
and i'm pullin out the latex and given it to who's next
And fool'em pull a brunette wit unforgettable sex
She's oohin'-oohin'-ooh sweat and I ain't telling who's wet,
And I ain't getting loose yet, so who's next for group sex

[nathan]

I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
I'm a playa
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a playa (Yea Tecca Nina is a playa)

[nathan]

Listen closely cuz heres sumthin you mite not know
Never ever tell ya love where else you get your love
Move in groups no one on one when you hit the club
And you should know this if you call yourself a wicked thug
If you creep to the movies throw away your ticket stub

If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

[nathan]

Don't tell a #2 that she's your one and only
Cause if she know it's way easy to go her own way
If you taking chickens to your secret home hey
Always go the back way to confuse'em just take the long way

To all the ladies if you playin' throw ya hands up
To all my fellas if you playin' throw ya grands up
This is 4-eva baby having clever thangs I'm a playa
Mother fucker and I bet I'll never change

[nathan]

rpgs are cool

[nathan]

An hour to go

[nathan]

This text box really should be in focus onload, just my 2 cents.

[nathan]

Save everyone a click wont you?

[nathan]

Extend the life of your users mouse!

[nathan]

Jesus commands you.

[nathan]

15 seconds is too long!

[nathan]

Arggg, there it is again!

[nathan]

325 (23.12 posts per day)

hahah

[nathan]

Wonder how long that will take to get up to 50 ppd

[nathan]

control panel time.

[nathan]

It goes up again!

[nathan]

It puts the lotion in the basket.............
It puts the lotion in the basket..................
PUT THE FUCKIN' LOTION IN THE BASKET!

[nathan]

Guess what movie?

[nathan]

bianca!

[nathan]

yeah man! all peaches and cream!

[nathan]

55 Minutes to go

[nathan]

down and dirty, ya heard

[nathan]

Im on my own.

[nathan]

spend a nickle

[nathan]

lace your boots, prepare for the struggle.

[nathan]

WAKE UP! THE GERMANS ARE BRINGING YOUR COFFEE!

[nathan]

Is anyone watching?

[nathan]

Post if you are.

[nathan]

PLEASE

[nathan]

Fine, i'll carry on bymyself.

[nathan]

Get out and hussle.

[nathan]

15 second timestamps suck.

[nathan]

Now i'm grown.

[nathan]

YA HEARD

[nathan]

dont get it twisted

[nathan]

keep that shit low

[nathan]

im constantly dirty

[nathan]

When am I not a playa?

[nathan]

Only when im sleepin

[nathan]

celebrate our departure!

[nathan]

buckleys = gross

[nathan]

jack & jill

[nathan]

are you kidding? watch this!

[nathan]

Go ahead, turn it on.

[nathan]

Wow, how is this going.